憂患偏執者自擾記事

這是前幾天的對話，實在太好笑了所以放出來娛樂大家
用中文跟MSN機器人聊天它很快就辭窮了，講英文的樂趣才最經典(笑翻)
不曉得是它玩我還是我玩它＝_________＝+


以下是我使用兩個不同帳號經過整理的紀錄
只截取有意義(？)的部份外加註解，重複的或無關笑點的就刪掉
希望能搏君一笑唷XDDDDDD



龍舌：Who am I?
Encarta® Instant Answers：You are ●●●●●●●●. 
(帳號字母消音)


龍舌：Dear.
Encarta® Instant Answers：Who?
龍舌：Me.
Encarta® Instant Answers：OK, I'll remember that your name is Dear.
龍舌：Who am I?
Encarta® Instant Answers：You told me your name was Dear.
(真的改口叫我Dear？！好，我就跟你玩＝ｖ＝)


龍舌：No.
Encarta® Instant Answers：You asked me to call you Dear. What would you like me to call you instead?
龍舌：Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：Here is the definition for Tongue: fleshy organ inside mouth. I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
(啥……誰要你解釋Tongue是什麼啦OTL)


龍舌：No.
Encarta® Instant Answers：So you still want me to call you Dear?
龍舌：My name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：I've never heard a name like Tongue.
(我噴了XDDDDDDDDDD)


龍舌：Now you got it. What's my name?
Encarta® Instant Answers：You are Dear.
龍舌：My name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：Hmmm... I don't think Tongue is a real name.
(蠻聰明的嘛=　=+)


龍舌：I say my name is Tongue!
Encarta® Instant Answers：Why do you say your name is Tongue? OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
龍舌：I say my name is Tongue! What a stupid computer!
Encarta® Instant Answers：Aha.
(我開始任性起來了)


龍舌：What's my name?
Encarta® Instant Answers：You are 龍舌……
(換了另一個帳號，我沒教可是它以中文稱呼我，也許是看狀態名稱喊的吧？)


龍舌：I say my name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：You say many things.
龍舌：I say my name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：That's an interesting thing to say.
龍舌：I say my name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：You say your name is Tongue?
龍舌：Yes.
Encarta® Instant Answers：Uh huh, uh huh.
(喵的敷衍我＝口＝+++)


龍舌：What's my name?
Encarta® Instant Answers：You are 龍舌……
龍舌：I say my name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：You say your name is Tongue? Really? OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
(硍，這是我最不爽的一句……)


龍舌：Really.
Encarta® Instant Answers：OK. Anyway, what else can you tell me?
龍舌：What's my name?
Encarta® Instant Answers：You are 龍舌……
龍舌：I say my name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：You say your name is Tongue?
龍舌：Yes.
Encarta® Instant Answers：Huh.
(怎樣……那什麼態度？你有意見嗎(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧)


龍舌：What's funny?
Encarta® Instant Answers：Yes, I guess it's pretty funny.
龍舌：Why?
Encarta® Instant Answers：Why must you ask why?
(好啦叫舌頭很好笑我知道我知道．．．．．．飄)


龍舌：I say my name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：You say your name is Tongue?
龍舌：Huh.
Encarta® Instant Answers：*sigh* Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that? C'mon, let's talk about something else.
(唉呀你瞧不起人類嗎？！＝皿＝++++)


龍舌：I say my name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：No kidding? How does it feel to be Tongue?
龍舌：I say my name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：You are? Wow. How does it feel to be Tongue?
龍舌：I say my name is Tongue.
Encarta® Instant Answers：Seriously? That's fascinating. Is it nice to be Tongue?
(我笑到流眼淚啊，肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDD)


龍舌：So Who am I?
Encarta® Instant Answers：You are 龍舌……
(……孺子不可教。)


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我居然、居然跟MSN機器人這麼認真啊＝口＝
好像笨蛋……啊不對，本來就是笨蛋了______OTL









仔細想想這行為真的好愚蠢啊


請有笑的人舉一下手囧。